so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
Well, as nights go, calling 911 to get an ambulance to take me to the hospital and then taking said ambulance to said hospital for a bunch of medical tests… Well, I wouldn’t put it at the top of the list. Actually, I’d put it way down on the bottom under the designation of “TRY TO AVOID IF AT ALL POSSIBLE AND NOT POTENTIALLY LETHAL.”
I’m doing alright, nothing life-threatening or anything like that. Was just scary and terrifying and exhausting and very, very stressful.
Playing this because my old high school just got busted for allowing an immense amount of sexual harassment and statutory rape to happen for years.
"I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people."
-Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)