Violence, Beauty, and Meaningless Fuckery.

thepredatorblog:

beautiful-wildlife:

The Cutest Ugly by Kulmiye Chan
Hyena, Masai Mara, Kenya

he’s just cute

thepredatorblog:

beautiful-wildlife:

The Cutest Ugly by Kulmiye Chan

Hyena, Masai Mara, Kenya

he’s just cute

My therapist just told me a joke.

alanabloomsperpetualangryface:

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

malendras AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA.

AHAHAHAHA THAT IS GREAT!

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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(via alanabloomsperpetualangryface)

Well, as nights go, calling 911 to get an ambulance to take me to the hospital and then taking said ambulance to said hospital for a bunch of medical tests… Well, I wouldn’t put it at the top of the list. Actually, I’d put it way down on the bottom under the designation of “TRY TO AVOID IF AT ALL POSSIBLE AND NOT POTENTIALLY LETHAL.”

I’m doing alright, nothing life-threatening or anything like that. Was just scary and terrifying and exhausting and very, very stressful.

stupidtolkieniancomics:

zohbugg:

YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.

i’m dying

stupidtolkieniancomics:

zohbugg:

YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.

AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.

SAURON DESERVES IT.

i’m dying

(Source: brofligate)

Playing this because my old high school just got busted for allowing an immense amount of sexual harassment and statutory rape to happen for years.
http://www.silive.com/news/index.ssf/2014/08/post_920.html#incart_river

Playing this because my old high school just got busted for allowing an immense amount of sexual harassment and statutory rape to happen for years.

http://www.silive.com/news/index.ssf/2014/08/post_920.html#incart_river


"I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people." 
-Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)

"I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people."

-Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)

(Source: monteithlovers, via areyoutryingtodeduceme)